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    |                       |      |      |  |
    |                       |      |   ___|  |_
  __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro    ~--.
                    /|\
                   /   \
                  /  |  \
                 /       \
   \|/          /    |    \
               /           \
              /      |      \    "Boy, are you ever
             /               \  a genius, Harry! Only
            /        |        \ a total IDIOT like YOU,
           /                    would run out of gas in
          /   ____   |           the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,
         /   /  __)         ___ at THREE IN THE MORNING!"
        /    \(~oo   |     (___)  /
       /     _\_-/_       (_o o_)
      /     /  \/  \ |    (_\O/_)(\ \
     /     / /    \ \     //\_/\\//  \
    /      \_\    | /    //(_ _)\/    \
            \_)___|/     \\/   \       \    \|/
             /    |      (/_____\
            /  /| |        | |\ \
            \  \| |        | | \ \
             \__\_|        |_|  \_\
             (__]__)       <_>  /\_>
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       (___________________)       .   *
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    |                       |      |      |  |
    |                       |      |      |  |
    |                       |      |   ___|  |_
  __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro    ~--.
                    /|\
                   /   \
                  /  |  \
                 /       \
   \|/          /    |    \
               /           \    "It's probably a HUNDRED
              /      |      \    MILES to a gas station!
             /               \   This wind is RUINING MY
            /        |        \   HAIR! Why I married a
           /                     FOOL like YOU, I'll NEVER
          /   ____   |           KNOW! My parents TOLD ME
         /   /  __)         ___   you were no good!..."
        /    \(~oo   |     (___)  /
       /     _\_-/_       (_o o_)
      /     /  \/  \ |    (_\O/_)   \
     /     / /    \ \     //\_/\\    \
    /      \ |    /_/    //(_ _)\\    \
   /        \|___(_/     \\/   \//     \    \|/
             |    \      (/_____\)
             | |\  \      / /| |
             | |/  /      \ \| |
             |_/__/        \_|_|
            (__[__)        <_<_>
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  "We only have room
   for one specimen,       "Let us take the small,
   Dtlxvr. Which shall     high-decible one, Ftxbp.
      we take?"               It has less mass."
             \  _.-'~~~~'-._   /
      .      .-~ \__/  \__/ ~-.         .
           .-~   (oo)  (oo)    ~-.
          (_____//~~\\//~~\\______)
     _.-~`                         `~-._
    /O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\     *
    \___________________________________/
               \x x x x x x x/
       .  *     \x_x_x_x_x_x/
  jro

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          .                            *
                    _.-'~~~~'-._
      .          .-~ \__/  \__/ ~-.         .
               .-~   (oo)  (oo)    ~-.
              (_____//~~\\//~~\\______)
         _.-~`                         `~-._
        /O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\
        \___________________________________/
                   \x x x x x x x/
                    \x_x_x_x_x_x/
                     :|. | ' ."
                     | |. '. |:| Zzuzz!
                     | :  |:. ;|
    "Ohmygosh, a     . | : .|  :
    flying saucer!   | . | : .||
    - !Delores! -"   : |. | . ::  Zzuzz!
        \    ___     |.: |. :. |
            /  _)    | :|___ |:|
           |  (~o   (\.|(___)  /)
           _\/_/_    \\(_O O_)//   Zzuzz!
          /      \   .\(_\O/_)/:
         / /    \ \  :|\/\_/\/ |
         \ |    | /  | .(_ _): |
          \|____|/   .| /   \ |:
           |_  _|    | /_____\.| !!!EEEEKKKK!!!
           | |  |    : .| | | .
           | |  |    .  | | | ||
           |_|__|    | :|_|_| .:
   jro     [__[__)   .: <_|_> .|
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  __  .'     \_______/   .'  ______        __
    |              .'  .'   |      |      |  |
    |             '         |      |      |  |
    |                       |      |   ___|  |_
  __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro    ~--.
                    /|\
                   /   \
                  /  |  \
                 /       \
   \|/          /    |    \
               /           \
              /      |      \
             /               \
            /
           /       "BRING MY WIFE BACK,
          /    __  YOU COSMIC KIDNAPPERS!"
         /    /  \ /
        /    (\__/)  |            \
       /     _\__/_                \
      /     /      \ |              \
     /     / /   / /                 \
           \ |   \_\                  \
            \|____\_)                  \    \|/
             |    \
             | |\  \
             | |/  /
             |_/__/
            (__[__)
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    |           '.          |      |      |  |
    |            .'         |      |      |  |
    |                       |      |   ___|  |_
  __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro    ~--.
                    /|\
                   /   \
                  /  |  \
                 /       \
   \|/          /    |    \
               /           \
              /      |      \
             /               \
            /        |        \
           /   _               \
          /   /_\    |          \
         /    \_/                \
        /    /   \   |            \
       /     \|_|/                 \
      /       |||    |              \
     /        |||                    \
    /        (_|_)   |                \
   /                                   \    \|/
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      .   '               .              .
  __        .                ______        __
    |                       |      |      |  |
    |                       |      |      |  |
    |                       |      |   ___|  |_
  __|_______________________|__..--~~~~ jro    ~--.
                    /|\
                   /   \
                  /  |  \
                 /       \
   \|/          /    |    \
               /           \
              /
             /   "Cripes, that WAS stupid! What
            /     if they'd actually HEARD me
           /        and brought her BACK!"
          /   ____   /
         /   /  __)              \
        /    \(~oo   |            \
       /     _\_o/_                \
      /     /  \/  \ |              \
     /     / /    \ \                \
    /      \ |    /_/                 \
   /        \|___(_/                   \    \|/
             |    \
             | |\  \
             | |/  /
             |_/__/
            (__[__)

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             Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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